06 4 / 2014

the-worst-url:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

two kinds of people

do both and take over the world

(Source: narcotic, via fire-keeper)

06 4 / 2014

geekboots:

le-le-lestrade:

dhampirkhaleesi:

My mom used to write smutty Kirk/Spock fanfiction back in the 80’s so I’m like a second generation smut writer.

so you’re the next generation smut writer

image

(Source: archerofwolves, via auntieshakespeare)

06 4 / 2014

twinkleofafadingstar:

so Charlotte Bronte read Emma by Jane Austen and was really interested in this minor character named Jane Fairfax who was poor and would have been a governess had she not married well and then Bronte wrote her own novel exploring the plight of the poor governess who…

06 4 / 2014

catherinedeneuev:

This is such an important yet underrated scene.

(Source: meryylstreep, via lesroisdumonde)

06 4 / 2014

sclez:

durendals:

there is literally no difference between academic scholars discussing their interpretations of a text and a bunch of people yelling YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG at each other

As a Masters student I can vouch for this.

(via auntieshakespeare)

06 4 / 2014

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

(via auntieshakespeare)

06 4 / 2014

mcsiggy:

a small comic commission! /v\ 

happy birthday u silly!

and im sorry if its so abrupt or something, i made his in 12 hours with needing to sleep.

(via vantasticcc)

06 4 / 2014

jamesfactscalvin:

onefitmodel:

itsjustjustine:

purifiedd-:

ilovemyskinbeauty:

o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

Reblog every time

Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius

What is this from?

did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix. 

Reblogging again

it’s not a very good movie actually

(Source: un-usuall-m3mory-x3)

06 4 / 2014

asleeplessmalice:

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

i could definitely be a hobbit

(Source: dailystir, via theathleticsloth)

06 4 / 2014

Anonymous asked: whats some stuff you're tired of in ya novels today

aceprouvaire:

  • L O V E  T R I A N G L E S
  • Also unnecessary romance plots in general.
  • Same few monsters in urban fantasy over and over again.
  • Repetitive writing like damn dude I’m ditzy and I still remember what you said this asshole smells like.
  • Girls who are set up to be super badass in a certain area and maybe do one badass thing in that area early in the book but then they fuck it up and a dude has to fix it.  Like this would be okay if it happened once in a while because people DO fuck up but it’s so prevalent.
  • Will this Quirky White Heterosexual Couple (tm) find love in a society that forbids it?  Yeah, pretty much always.
  • Lack of representation for just about every marginalized group (except vampires or whatever).
  • Please just solve the goddamn love triangle with polyamory (it happened in a YA book I read, so now I know you can get away with it, no excuses).
  • Black-and-white covers of skinny white girls in flowy dresses.
  • John Green