So Kalya, Apollo is your kinda your "mum" then? How have you reacted when you have knew that your were the biological daugther of two men, and that one of them was the god Apollo? (or it's something that Sunny dad does often?)

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deadangelos:

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Percy: This changes… literally nothing. But I’m still shocked.

nudityandnerdery:

dungeonmalcontent:

its-your-mind:

felagund-fiollaigean:

wizards thinking of clerics as hacks cause we spent years of study learning the secrets of the universe they cheated and got a god to do their magic for them

clerics thinking of wizards as hacks cause we spent years serving and cultivating a deeply personal relationship with a god they copied down some cheat codes to make stuff blow up

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And sorcerers are like “no wait, hold on. This is basically a curse. I’ve been *experiencing* magic against my will since I was born and it’s hurt a lot of people.”


… and then everyone glares at the warlock in the corner. Their response: “Yeah, no. That’s fair. I blew Cthulhu in the parking lot behind the McDonald’s and now I can do magic. Best deal ever. You all can (and should) suck it.”

Then the bard is like, “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.”

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cambriancutie:

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cambriancutie:

steven universe wasnt actually that bad

2 things that happened:

  1. the fandom was insane so people based the show off of that
  2. homophobes and transphobes hated the show for having any kind of queer rep and just sugar coated it with “"bad writing”“ when talking about why they hate the show

actually, 3 things

3. people put a kids show on a REALLY HIGH standard and got upset when sometimes the show Wasnt Good

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sirartwork:

madohomurat:

GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I’ve discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn’t it? I thought so too. Which is why I’ve taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you’ll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You’ll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

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willowcrowned:

Something very cool to me about Star Wars that’s also a complete accident is the way space in the OT feels so much darker and emptier than in the prequels. Obviously it’s just a result of Lucas getting the green light to do whatever he wanted and sacrificing structure for tons of world building, but it does really make the prequels feel more full of life than the OT.

You see Tatooine and Naboo and Coruscant in the prequels, Kamino and Geonosis and Utapau and Mustafar. Obi-Wan and Anakin throw out random names of planets three times a movie, coupled with a quip about something that happened there. There’s a whole, thriving galaxy out there that feels immediate because the characters know it, because they’ve been there and they remember it. And then… the OT. Luke has never left Tatooine. When he does, the first planet he sees is a smoking ruin. Dantooine, that Leia mentions, is abandoned. Han hasn’t touched his home planet of Corellia in years. Hoth is hidden and desolate. Dagobah is home only to one person. Bespin is out of the way, and also the only place Han, Leia, and Chewie have to go. The galaxy is cut off in the OT—darker and emptier. And it’s a total accident, but… it works anyways. The Empire has risen. The galaxy is splintered. Everyone is alone.

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blackcatsandstripes:

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personification-of-anxiety:

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blogitalianissimo:

darkestcinema:

renaissance in the 21st century

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some more

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the WHAT??

okay, found her

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some more good replies from the notes

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i didnt expect these to hit so hard but then they kept going and going….my god

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clocks-divorcing-ticks:

anarchywoofwoof:

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holy shit watch this until the end for a wild easter egg. not gonna spoil it and not sure when this aired but wow

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It’s important to understand that this segment is 9 years old.

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badolmen:

Come watch Galavant we have:

  • Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
  • Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss (Evil)
  • Toxic Masculinity
  • Would-Be Allies in the Class War
  • Sid
  • Mansplain, Manwhore, Malewife
  • Jester who Cucks the King and Lives
  • This Guy
  • The One True King To Rule Them All
  • Tad Cooper

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prettybirdy979:

ironinkpen:

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best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he’s zuko

like uncle iroh 100% does dumb shit on purpose sometimes to get people to underestimate him and keep zuko from capturing the avatar, but other times he just, and i cannot emphasize this enough, does impulsive dumb shit for no reason other than the fact that terminal stupid presumably runs in the royal family’s blood

uncle: “you never think things through, prince zuko!”

also uncle:

  • once got captured by the earth kingdom army buck ass naked bc he really wanted to go to a hot spring in enemy territory
  • betrayed zhao at the Northern Water Tribe with no escape plan and then spent 3 weeks starving on a boat
  • immediately went to a spa resort upon publicly committing treason
  • ate a poisonous plant and, in the spirit of Two Fish Hook Sokka, was going to solve the problem by eating another potentially poisonous plant
  • decided the safest place in the world they could go was the city he once FAMOUSLY laid siege to for 600 days
  • instead of lying low or giving a modicum of a shit about people recognizing him, overachieved himself into becoming one of the most well-known restaurant owners in said city
  • in fact overachieved so hard that he got an invite to meet the earth king (whose city he, again, once FAMOUSLY LAID SIEGE TO) which he fucking? accepted????

#no wonder zuko was constantly frothing at the mouth! he’s the only one who knows the truth!#god just imagine the number of times people have seen zuko yelling at iroh#and assumed zuko was just being mean#when zuko was actually yelling at his uncle for wasting all their money bartering with pirates AGAIN#everyone assumes iroh is babysitting zuko but really they’re pingponging responsibility back and forth#and zuko at least has the excuse of being 16#anyway I love Uncle Hypocrite so much; funniest motherfucker on the planet (via OP)

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